Partly Facetious: Chaudhry Nisar is no pakora

"One considers he is of equal status and the other doesn't."
"Who are you referring to?"
"Parveen Rashid and Chaudhary Nisar - the former considers himself of equal status and the latter doesn't."
"I have told you a thousand times to get your key board sorted out - its Parvez not Parveen Rashid."
"I apologize profusely..."
"OK and let's be honest Parvez Rashid has a deep understanding of geography, he is perhaps the only one in this country, I would say the entire world, who challenges the concept of Middlesex, and yes that is a county in London but a county that he will never step foot in and..."
"Don't be facetious anyway I thought Parvez Mian stayed there last time he was in London, apparently the hotel prices are cheaper there and..."
"Don't you dare refer to him as Mian, the Mian family is the ruling family and this guy is so far away from them..... anyway he referred to Chaudhary Nisar as a bhagora and I have no English translation for that word...."
"What does pakora have to do with Chaudhary Nisar, I mean the guy is not a pakora by any stretch of the imagination, he is slim and not round...."
"Stop deliberately mishearing me, anyway all pakoras are not round, what about green chilly pakoras, I mean they are slim..."
"But Chaudhary Nisar is not a pakora, he could be a red radish which is not cheap, seasonal and...."
"Enough, my question to the Man whose middle name is.....is...."
"Middlesex?"
"Stop I say, and his middle name is Loyalty, anyway I wonder why a bright educated man like Parvez Rashid would insist that Chaudhary Nisar took away his federal ministry when we all know that at the time the Father, the Daughter and the Holy Ghost were the decision makers and not Chaudhary Nisar..."
"And who is the Holy Ghost? Captain Safdar (retd)?"
"Nah the poor guy is shaping up to be Judas, the disciple of Jesus Christ, as he finds the labours imposed by his association with the Sharifs in terms of jail time difficult to...."
"Oh shush so who is the Holy Ghost? You don't mean the alien population that the Father and Daughter seem to challenge..."
"Nah, I won't tell you, you think who the Holy Ghost is?"
"All of us will come up with a different name..."
"And that my friend is the beauty of democracy."